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May 17, 2009
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.


[edi: yeah it is Jack Handey]

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~mustpax May 27, 2009   Photographer
Wow, I just read what I wrote and it sounds so wrong. I meant to say, flamingoes can't fucking fly you fucking dumbass.
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~Neizen Jun 9, 2009  Professional General Artist
now you have hurt my feelings..

so deep..



and pink..

and..
brown..


I am NOT just a notch on your bedpost Bob...

you will see!

[when I turned 5, my father put his hand on my shoulder and said: Son, when you need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of your arm..]
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~mustpax May 27, 2009   Photographer
Flamingoes can't fly you dumbass.
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~Neizen Jun 10, 2009  Professional General Artist
btw,

nigger
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=cogwurx May 18, 2009  Professional Interface Designer
It sounds like something he would say.
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Mood: Joy ~AlanEsunPirataArghh May 17, 2009  Student General Artist
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people :D
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~Neizen May 18, 2009  Professional General Artist
If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting, enchiladas
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also from Jack Handey:
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.
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~Neizen May 17, 2009  Professional General Artist
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

:D
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